My name is Carys, laughing is my favorite thing to do, my purpose in life is to make people smile. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and if you ever take me seriously, then you're stupid. :) "Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect." <3

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

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splinteryourspine:

incredible

splinteryourspine:

incredible

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i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

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thenimbus:

do you ever feellike a plastic bag

thenimbus:

do you ever feel
like a plastic bag

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tupacabra:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

tupacabra:

this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like

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epic-humor:

rihyo:

i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body

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youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.

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chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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zackisontumblr:

what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

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fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

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aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

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