mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via consistentcrying)


goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(via boosummers)


(via boosummers)


satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

(via idkjustbandsandstuff)


webgf:

dogs = world peace 

(via joshpeck)


dat-soldier:

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

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we always believed in you, and so should you….

(via boosummers)


factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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(via consistentcrying)


jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

(via boosummers)


iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via boosummers)


yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via boosummers)


(via humoristics)


(via humoristics)




hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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(via sniffing)