the-best-of-funny:

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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x

(via epic-humor)


trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(via humoristics)


katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via idkjustbandsandstuff)


tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

(via joshpeck)


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via sniffing)


(via epic-humor)


(via humoristics)


ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

(via idkjustbandsandstuff)


6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

(via chrisynova)


asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

(via joshpeck)


wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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(via sniffing)


vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

(via chrisynova)


jhenne-bean:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

amazing

jhenne-bean:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

amazing

(via chrisynova)


skeptikhaleesi:

  • Abusers can do nice things for people they are not abusing.
  • Abusers can do nice things for people that they are abusing.
  • Abusers can otherwise seem like nice, caring, supportive people when they are not actively abusing someone.
  • It does not mean they’re not fucking abusers.

(via sniffing)


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