dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

image

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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pupchan:

B) on the outside :( on the inside

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

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death-by-lulz:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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Girl 1: You are so pretty.
Girl 2: No, oh my gosh, YOU are so pretty.
Girl 1: No way, you are SO pretty.
Girl 2: You are way prettier!
Girl 1: No, you are the prettiest!
Girl 2: NO YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
Girl 1: NO YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
Girl 2: N̶̵̮̪̬͉O̧̞̫̯̺̯̗ ̵̡̝̺̗Y̹̣͉̺̯͟͡Ó̜̺̦̪̟͕͍Ụ̥̦̖̣̖̙̤́ ̛͚̳̖̺͈͝A͚̬͜R̻̹̬̲̱͍͡ͅE̺̖͔̳̻̣̦ ͢͏͉̰̘̬̭̯͙̻͟S̷̻͍̤̠̝̳̹͎ͅO̬̟͇ ̶̡͖͙̳̱̲̹̕P̺̘̩͖̭̜͕̟R͉Ȩ̢̺̺̩͚̫̜̦͕̻T̟͡Ţ̨̘͙̱͟Y̦͖̪̼͟͞ͅ
Girl 1: N̸̴̛͕̹̱̟̞̗͚̘͍̘̰̼̭̦͈͕O̶͎̠̯͍͙͉̪̼̥̙̩̫ ̞̰͚̹̣̤̱̻͎̟̼̗̜̫͘͠͞͝͞ͅY̛͇͇̭̩̗̗̭͙͔͈̳̣̝͢͠͝Ǫ̧̝̪͈͍̦̺͙̼̝̩͖̜̦̀͟͞U̸̢̨̳̩͖̼̰̥͔͕͇̜͇͕͢͡ ̷̢͇̘̦̭̯̖͢͢͟A͘͏͏̝͈̳̝͕̤R̜̞̺̤͘͟͝͠͡E̵̸҉̰͈̹̝͙̲͚͈̰̜͍̹̦͘ ̠̳̭̘̥̞̦̥̀͢S̙̤̲̟͖̫̫̖̗͎͟͟͟O̢̭̞̞͎̣̠̞͚̥̬̻͙̫̯̕ͅͅ ̣̲̱͖̻̣͉̣͍̱̱͓̹̖̹͍͉́͘͢P͜҉͚̘̖͙̦̭̗R̴̵̵̢̫̪͇̮̩͚̬̥̰E̶̶̹̰͎̰̫̙̭̙͈̪͍͖̭̭̜̘̙̺T͞҉̷̧̲̥̙̮͙͓̝̯̞͉̼̗̬̞̫̩̺̼T̵̘̤̻̠Ý̸͇̖̣̘̥̘̜̦̫̭̖̺͟ ̸̷͟͞҉̜̮̼̣̝̩̹̼̲̦̱̟Y̷̸̜̖͉̙͚̫͎͔̬͍͖̱͔̭̙͝O̷̳̫͖͙͕͕̰͍͔̖̤͚̹͖̜̠̬͔̝͡U҉͚̗͓͖͢ ̨͏͎̠̩̳̥̙͖̟̫̘̞̹̬̤̮̣͚̼̮͘A̙͍̥̟͉̖̥̖̹͇̻͔̙̕͞͝ͅͅR̢͢͏͚͚̰̪ͅE͏̨͔̯̣͖͕͚̼̬̖̳̳͎͖̭̀ͅ ̢̧̞̦̙̪̝̻̗̘͙̱̪̠͓̤͇̘̬͘͜͠T̕҉̙͕̤̬͇̪̮̻͚̮ͅH͚̙̻̜͇̫͞͠E̵͘҉̸̘͍̯̮̲̦͙͚͈̤̣̥̺͙ ͏̨̙͕̗͍̘̥̹̝̙̬̬̝̥̹̮P̴̧̡̞̝̪͎͇͈R̛̟͈̳̠̭̘̠̠̥͈͟͠E̸͖͚͔̤͈̻̞̤͢T́͟͏̸͉͕̱̜̯̥̗̭̱͙͓ͅͅT̷̼͖̺̪̤̝̗̮͎̘̣̘̫̻̀I̕͠͏̩͎̘̞̗̘̺̖̲͕̦̣̭͖E͏̶̨̢͍̩̬̩̖̞͖͍̩̳͚̲̹̠͡S̜̹̤͕̜͖̳͔̳̣͚̭͓̕͢T͏̛̼̜͇̞̘̖̪̳̀ͅ ̶̡̨͓̳̪͉̮͟͠O̴̖͍͍͖̰͉̫̫͖̗͎̙̩̗͘H̶̻͎̙̼͓̼̺̹͈̜͟͞ͅ ̷͖̼̱̙̺Ḿ̵̧̗̫̘̹̙͔̝̀͟ͅY҉̡̲͎͉̭̱̜̲͎ͅͅ
Girl 2: N̸̴̛͕̹̱̟̞̗͚̘͍̘̰̼̭̦͈͕O̶͎̠̯͍͙͉̪̼̥̙̩̫ ̞̰͚̹̣̤̱̻͎̟̼̗̜̫͘͠͞͝͞ͅY̛͇͇̭̩̗̗̭͙͔͈̳̣̝͢͠͝Ǫ̧̝̪͈͍̦̺͙̼̝̩͖̜̦̀͟͞U̸̢̨̳̩͖̼̰̥͔͕͇̜͇͕͢͡ ̷̢͇̘̦̭̯̖͢͢͟A͘͏͏̝͈̳̝͕̤R̜̞̺̤͘͟͝͠͡E̵̸҉̰͈̹̝͙̲͚͈̰̜͍̹̦͘ ̠̳̭̘̥̞̦̥̀͢S̙̤̲̟͖̫̫̖̗͎͟͟͟O̢̭̞̞͎̣̠̞͚̥̬̻͙̫̯̕ͅͅ ̣̲̱͖̻̣͉̣͍̱̱͓̹̖̹͍͉́͘͢P͜҉͚̘̖͙̦̭̗R̴̵̵̢̫̪͇̮̩͚̬̥̰E̶̶̹̰͎̰̫̙̭̙͈̪͍͖̭̭̜̘̙̺T͞҉̷̧̲̥̙̮͙͓̝̯̞͉̼̗̬̞̫̩̺̼T̵̘̤̻̠Ý̸͇̖̣̘̥̘̜̦̫̭̖̺͟ ̸̷͟͞҉̜̮̼̣̝̩̹̼̲̦̱̟OH MY GOD NO!!!Y̷̸̜̖͉̙͚̫͎͔̬͍͖̱͔̭̙͝O̷̳̫͖͙͕͕̰͍͔̖̤͚̹͖̜̠̬͔̝͡U҉͚̗͓͖͢ ̨͏͎̠̩̳̥̙͖̟̫̘̞̹̬̤̮̣͚̼̮͘A̙͍̥̟͉̖̥̖̹͇̻͔̙̕͞͝ͅͅR̢͢͏͚͚̰̪ͅE͏̨͔̯̣͖͕͚̼̬̖̳̳͎͖̭̀ͅ ̢̧̞̦̙̪̝̻̗̘͙̱̪̠͓̤͇̘̬͘͜͠T̕҉̙͕̤̬͇̪̮̻͚̮ͅH͚̙̻̜͇̫͞͠E̵͘҉̸̘͍̯̮̲̦͙͚͈̤̣̥̺͙ ͏̨̙͕̗͍̘̥̹̝̙̬̬̝̥̹̮P̴̧̡̞̝̪͎͇͈R̛̟͈̳̠̭̘̠̠̥͈͟͠E̸͖͚͔̤͈̻̞̤͢T́͟͏̸͉͕̱̜̯̥̗̭̱͙͓ͅͅT̷̼͖̺̪̤̝̗̮͎̘̣̘̫̻̀I̕͠͏̩͎̘̞̗̘̺̖̲͕̦̣̭͖E͏̶̨̢͍̩̬̩̖̞͖͍̩̳͚̲̹̠͡S̜̹̤͕̜͖̳͔̳̣͚̭͓̕͢T͏̛̼̜͇̞̘̖̪̳̀ͅ ̶̡̨͓̳̪͉̮͟͠O̴̖͍͍͖̰͉̫̫͖̗͎̙̩̗͘H̶̻͎̙̼͓̼̺̹͈̜͟͞ͅ ̷͖̼̱̙̺Ḿ̵̧̗̫̘̹̙͔̝̀͟ͅY҉̡̲͎͉̭̱̜̲͎ͅͅ

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via epic-humor)


koobaxion:

vyktorkun:

illegalperson:

im illegalizing straight marriage

a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action

b) Fuck you

im criminalizing straight marriage

(via aversion-to-dumbass)



sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

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gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

(via aversion-to-dumbass)